getting your leg cut off with a chainsaw
watching your entire family get murdered with a hot fireplace poker while you're tied up and gagged
eating a llama poop and dog semen sandwich with a glass of hot cat urine
spending the rest of your life in a foreign prison for a crime you didn't commit
having a forced sexual experience with a horse
landing a plane that's on fire with no experience because the pilots both died of simultaneous heart attacks
That kind of shit fucks up a good high.